Posted by mike on 19th November 2003
Although it doesn’t seem that it’s been that long since my last post about the oddball crimes from the local police blotter, it hasn’t taken me long to accumulate some new stuff. Some just defy explanation. Here are some of the recent hits:
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Posted by mike on 18th September 2003
I had been looking for this for a while (it’s a song, actually) and it finally came to me in an email from someone. I guarantee it will have you rolling — and maybe even confuse you a bit!
Many, many years ago when I was twenty-three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, and soon the two were wed! This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life. My daughter was my mother, for she was my father’s wife. To complicate the matters worse, although it brought me joy — I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy! My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad. And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad. For if he was my uncle, then that also made him “brother” to the widow’s grown-up daughter who, of course, was my stepmother. Father’s wife then had a son, who kept them on the run. And he became my grandson, for he was my daughter’s son. My wife is now my mother’s mother and it makes me blue. Because, although she is my wife, she’s my grandma too. If my wife is my grandmother, then I am her grandchild. And every time I think of it, it simply drives me wild. For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw. As the husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!!
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